God I've decided has a real sense of humor - I've seen my mansion in Heaven, and am surrounded by all my enemies on Earth - luckily in my dream I had forgiven them - hopefully in real life I can as well; otherwise I'll be living in Hell in an apartment complex all by myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I've concluded that when you look your worst - boys find you the most attractive.
Jess says this is all about having confidence when you aren't trying to impress someone. I was at yoga the other night - looking my worst in skin tight stretchy pants and leaning over so as my butt was HUMONGOUS - not giving a care in the world who was in the room (hence Jessica's theory) and afterwards this guy comes up and says: "So, first time doing Svaroopa Yoga?" (actually, scrap my whole theory, maybe he was cracking up at me doing so badly that he HAD to talk to me). But anyways....this yoga is a little different than the normal -run of the mill- class, it is more relaxing...
so I say:" yes.....blah blah blah blah" for the next five minutes. Point being - when I am not thinking about it, they come along.....so maybe we should all act and dress how we really want and someone interesting will float in.
I mean, how bad can a guy be who attends Yoga class all my himself....I should at least hear what he has to say!

I would like to thank God for one of his wonderful gifts to us - old people.
These people are beautiful, loving and plain "old" weird. Rarely does a day go by when I do not gain a blessing from them and am reminded of how these souls were once just like me - with money worries, job worries, romance worries yet they are still alive - maybe there is hope for my life. Maybe I won't die of starvation from my small income, drive off the bridge because of student loans or swear off men forever.
Maybe I need to just give it time and while doing so, learn from the old people -
our proof that God does have a sense of humor.
Because if you spend any amount of time with one - you are bound to see their every move as hilarious; their rituals mirrors of yours -
and you may just catch a tear swelling in your eye........

So today we went to visit the Vermont Institute of Natural Science - VINS
98% of their animals are birds. BIRD FLU ANYONE - we are talking about taking kids here people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chelsea and I by our CrabApple tree....before she left for A.U. So sad...whahh....!!!!!!

THIS IS FROM LESTER!!!!! :)
This is what happens when you watch too much T.V, I think she must of been a fan of SGT. Slaughter on WWF. She can really yell!...hahahahttp://media.putfile.com/CrazyLady20

notice how she counts down the reason why they need to leave..the last one is you've been yelled at!!!! hahahaa..she also said that they peed on her???

Bart comes down....

Dad winning a Talent Show

in 1968 at P.V.A.

So Jess said she thought it was a "bit rich" to describe someone as the nicest girl in the world....love it when she talks from the 40's.