Just a little about me!

I realized I have nothing about my real "person" on here - and not assuming any of you care but I feel my established friends may find this a little humurous, so here goes: a little about Kelly Knowlton's day:
1. wore totally the wrong underwear - picked a wedge all day!
2. decided not to wash my hair and people at work thought I had put hair extensions in because when it is down (vs. up in a wet ponytail all day) it appears longer. What? I ask..this is Vermont, where would I get hair extensions - from the llamas next door?!
3. stopped by "Milano's" house - an old scary drugged out man from "Milano (Milan for Americans)" and looked for antiqued blue canning jars - he has a yard sale outside of his house day and night - even in the winter.
4.went into the hippie store to buy a "More trees less Bush" bumper sticker and found my Pastor - chatted with him for awhile - he was drinking homemade carrot juice that is on the menu.
5.came home and told Grandpa he needs to wear ear protection when mowing our lawn and gave him a water bottle and then asked if he was hungry by rubbing my hands on my belly and giving him a questioningly look. ( i said belly...haha)
6.flitted around the yard - legs kicking up and all - like a ballerina when no one was looking!
7.avoided my crazy neighbor by ducking behind a corner of the house as he drove by.
8.Stomped on the heads of the scallions to make the oninion itself bigger - then ate the scalion - dirt and all....just couldn't be bothered to wash it!
9.scraped Special-K loaf off a plate with my finger nail and ate it (off my finger nail).
that's me for today - folks.